Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Death Metal
DEATH METAL
I have very little (if not non-existent) tolerance for pain. Especially physical pain. Yeah, I'm talking about physical pain. Emotional pain would be like watching TRL compared to this unbelievable ordeal I have to go through every month.
Now, I think it is very rational of me to do this only every four or five or seven months. Or whenever someone manages to drug me.
Why did I say yes in the first place?
What for?
Well, let's just say they were very convincing then. They cited the following reasons...
1. Self-esteem... (ha!)
2. Security in finding a job (Um, they said it would lead to this in the long run..)
3. Health.. (ha!)
and lastly.. the one that got me..
4. aesthetic purposes...
damn vanity! and i never really knew something was wrong with me...
tell me now, does it really matter to you.. um no.. let's put it this way.. Would it bother you so much to know that I have a *slight* cross bite to the right?
whatever that means.
And right now, I am suffering from unimaginable pain because of these goddamn foreign metal objects stuck in my mouth.
aaarrrghhh! i've had my braces for almost two years now. it's not any fun. so for those of you who think it's really cute when people have braces - think again. I would give anything (ok.. not anything..maybe just a few bucks or my hair permer) to be able to chew on some dubble bubble gum.
gaaaaccckk! and while there are so many twisted people out there thinking and displaying their braces as some sort of status symbol - thank heavens I am not one of you.
True- my braces and I have shared so many things together. A number of chocolate parfaits, several hundreds of phony smiles and a few heartbreaks (oy! panis kayo jan! hehe..) but sadly, this is not how it's supposed to work out. you have caused me so much pain over the past (almost) two years.
let's end this up...
(enter the dentist.)
"Hoy! Hindi pa no! 1 year pa yan at the very least."
bizimmm-bizimmmmmm... (the noisy electronic dental torture apparatus that works like a power drill-slash-saw) "O..gargle ka muna..."
"Kasi tingan mo.. di pa nasasara yung bite mo sa right side.."
bizimm-bizimmmm...."Masakit ba?"
Me: &#&^(&(@&_$(@!@###)#!&($#^
bizimm-bizimmmmm...Ano bang malay ko na barkada ata ni Jack the Ripper tong dentista ko?!
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 3:45 PM
