Friday, March 30, 2007

busy day ahead

Today is the day of the much-awaited worship event!!! Yeaaaaahhh!!! There is a change of venue,however. It will be at Justin's condo later around 5.

I can't believe I'm still at home. I'm supposed to be at school, passing my final requirement for Comm100 (which is a scrapbook that I have successfully crammed last night!). I still have to contact a coffin-maker for the last time. Make reservations for our (Treisha and moi) new apartment. Prepare for the partaaaay. Get wasted. And head off to the art studies tour on saturday.

I am sooo going down.

Sorry dears for yet another "dear-diary-today-i-ate-spaghetti" post.
(By the way, I had coffee and Butter Pound Cake for breakfast. Mutti's baking like crazy these days. Nagpapaka-Martha Stewart si Mudrabelles!)

vroooom-vrooooom! I should stop downloading songs!!!!!
xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 10:43 AM

Monday, March 26, 2007

muzaaaaakk...

shet...

i was downloading songs into my ipod then i heard the most orgasmic song i've ever heard from incubus. i've been listening to incubus since 1st year high school but i stopped being such a fan girl when i missed their manila concert some years ago...

anyhoo, i heard their live cover of lionel ritchie's "hello" and i almost peed in my pants..hahahaha.. i swear, brandon boyd almost sounded like...like...like..

aaahhh...

"hello.. is it me you're looking for?"

shet...

very freaky but very sexy indeed.

hahahaha..
all the way,
xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 7:40 PM

is mah birthdaaaay...

Happy birthday to me!!!!!!


Yay! The gods of technology have finally granted me more shiny gadgets and unlimited wifi access!!! Ahlaveeeeet!!!


Goodness... Am I turning into a techie???!!!! Nooooo...


In other birthday related news.. I'm calling out to all my friends...

Yay! If you're my friend, you know where it's at... Naks. Carlo's condo. Friday night-ish. Get ready to get wasted...big time.

loves it..

xxmimose

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 4:34 PM

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

misery...

Dial up is so not fab!

Nakaasar! I'm not sure if this is the universal message you get when you can't connect to the internet, but if you're using PLDT and the connection's really messed up, this is what you hear...

"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
Shut up beeeeeyotch!!!!!
I am having a problem with whoever is on the other line because for one, she says her spiel in this flat, a bit sing-song-y voice and she doesn't even sound like she's really sorry!
Then, there's this really annoying uncomfortable pause between the words "sorry" and "all". It's as if she was still thinking of some lame excuse for the bad connection.
And just what the sammilbee do these PLDT people mean when they tell us "to try our call later"? Just what is their concept of "later"?!!! Do they mean five minutes later or three months later??
Aaaaaaaaagghhhh!!!!
The voice recording is so not working for me, especially right now that I'm stuck with the pre-birthday blues. I am feeling so bad about myself right now with all the skin problems and weight issues and acads cramming and bad spending habits and yes, my failed relationships! Hahahaha.
Shet.
I got so sick of the voice recording that I began to imagine it was some other girl (okaaay, I mean the girl that my ex is dating right now) and she was saying this...
"Sorry, he's really busy now. Please try your call later, you psycho beeyotch from hell. Well, you really messed it up."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
So I started screaming in front of my laptop...
"Dont *bleeping* tell me you're sorry! Stop saying you're sorry or else I'm gonna stab you in the neck seventeen times and bang your head on the cold tiled floor. AAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!"
And then, it worked!!
Yay! Yes, dears, that is how you improve your internet connection!
okay, i'll play it fair.
xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 10:46 PM

Sunday, March 18, 2007

i'm so vain...



a hectic week's coming up, and i just got crushed last thursday with our comprehensive exam in polsci. this is all joma sison's fault!!!! aaaaaagghhh!!!! goodbye chances of getting an uno!!! :'(



i am so busy. i really want to blog about so many things (and people) but i don't have much time in my hands these days. i'll just leave you with these proofs of vanity.


BEFORE

AFTER

Yay! I got a pre-birthday haircut!!! i love it! though i promised my CW10 prof last sem that i would never have my hair straightened again. Well, it was a much-needed change anyway. June (the new stylist) said that I should try looking my age. Nakakaloka lang cos I was looking for Mads (the old stylist) at the salon and he was nowhere to be found! Turns out he ran off with his boyfriend.

Ahh.. True love, and the stupid things it can make you do...

In other news, my dear neighbor and almost cousin Ate Jacq gave me Perk-Perk Shorts!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!! It is currently the tiniest piece of clothing I own. It wasn't so bad on me. Hahahaha! And that's coming from me ha! I just need to work the booty more!

Tata!

Kisses from the almost birthday girl,

xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 3:00 PM

Sunday, March 11, 2007

i gotta work it!

haaay naku! it's this time of the year that i am harshly reminded that i am too fat. gaaaaah!!!! pano ba naman, eh they're beginning to show ads of happy barkadas frolicking on the beach and wearing ridiculously tiny bikinis.

and so, out of frustration, i decided to go to the place i dread the most...

not the dentist's

not church

but the gym!!!!

i swear i almost died! and what is up with all these gym freaks! last time i went (late 2005, i guess) , i had fellow fatties for support. but nooooo!!! yesterday, the gym was filled with the really buff guys and these reed thin girls.

what is up with such??!!

it's really freaky. the other girls were all like, "geeze, i ate a whole cracker yesterday. i am such a pig!" naturally, an equally skinny girl will butt in and say, "shut up. i'm the pig. look at my thighs, they're like logs."

(note: her thighs were approximately the size of a rolling pin.)

yeaaaah, and there i was the goodyear blimp desperately trying to look good at capoiera. hahahaha. this is all because Lowell and I were pretending to do capoiera at the LRT2 katips station the other night, after the Jackie abduction/ 18th bday supplies!!!

shet. humanda kayong lahat when i finally lose weight!!! in the mean time, let me enjoy my chocnut.

xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 3:11 PM

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

wanted: kumikitang kabuhayan!!!

I hate this feeling. I am so broke. The rents confiscated my atm card and other cards granting me purchasing power. This is all because I lent 7k to a friend. I know it's a stupid thing to do, but hey, I thought charity's a virtue. (So far, only 1,300 pesos came back.)

I can't live like this forever. I like buying things. Retail therapy makes every woman happy, right? The problem with me is that I like buying clothes and other silly stuff like Hot Monay, earrings, yoga books, fashion illustration booksnand yes, lotion!!!!

I love lotion!!! I don't see anything wrong with loving your skin and lavishly applying moisturizer. My friends, especially my guy friends, find this weird and funny. Does this mean they don't put on lotion???!!! (or body butter? or oils? or body souffle?)

My God!!!!! This is not about vanity,people! This is about us acting like the civilized people that we are and moisturizing our skin!!! How can you (who dare call yourselves my friends, hahahaha) go on about your daily exploits with dry scaly-falling-apart skin??!

Enough of that.

See,because of all my uncontrollable and unreasonable spending, I am broke. Okaaaay. Not really broke, but without the purchasing power to acquire things that prove to be useful to my life- i.e. books, a new schoolbag for lugging around my laptop, gym membership (Ha!)and more lotion.

Pleeeaaaase. Give me a racket!!!! I'm willing to do anything legal that involves no sewing, no balloons, minimal nudity and absolutely no mathematical skills. In short, err I don't know. Maybe I can tutor your kids and stuff or maybe not.

Gaaaaah! I am so useless and unemployed. I did proofreading for someone recently. It was a thesis paper on robotics! Hahahaha... It was funny, considering the fact that I came from a science high school and yet I do not know anything about robotics. As for the technical "content" of the paper, I have nothing to say. But, man!!! The grammar!!!! The syntax!!! The everything!!! I know it's not very nice to talk about my "client" (hahahahaha) but that paper gave me a week's worth of headaches. I wanted to cry and just whip up a totally different paper about "The Importance of Hello Kitty".

On the bright side, I earned enough to buy my mom 20 potted plants. (You know those "Euphoria" thingies?) Awwww... :)

will.work.for.money.and.hot.guys.
xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 6:46 PM

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

"Home" Alone

Things have gone beyond loneliness in this "house". Dammit. I am so alone.

Yes, darlings. You got that right. Treisha's in Makati right now, celebrating her mom's birthday while I am here in this apartment (already nothing short of becoming a vaccuum) ironically located along "Masigla" Street. Yay!!!!

Boohoo.

Just before getting into college, I was so giddy about the idea of living in another place, being away from adults and chaperones, and finding ways to survive alone. Just like any other kid who grew up surrounded by overprotective parents (not to mention ultra-paranoid grandparents), I've always had this romanticized concept of living independently.

I was always excited about living in an apartment alone, or with a couple of friends. Coming home to a pretty empty house and dumping a paper bag full of groceries onto a kitchen counter. For most of my life, I've never really needed keys- that's why I was so jumpy about fumbling around my pocket for those noisy metal objects. Haaay! Smells like teen spirit... Hahahaha...

My idea of independence was this: Standing at the door, grocery bags in hand, keys nowhere to be found and feeling the urgent need to pee.

Lovely.

I guess I have to blame it all on watching "Lost in Translation". Scarlett Johansson sure made it look fun (and sexy) to be bumming around in an apartment, alone and just in your undies and socks.

That's what you call the beauty of urban loneliness, darlings!

Right now, there is nothing beautiful or poetic about my stay alone in this apartment. The faucet is leaking, and I can hear the droplets echo their eerie rhythm. I am half-expecting a deranged killer to pounce at my door right now. This place is giving me the creeps. I should stop listening to my Maksim CD because it is the kind of music that they play in gore films when the killer's already on his way--

AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 5:58 PM

Monday, March 05, 2007

I need you!!!!

to anyone living near the DANGUA area:

Do you know any COFFIN-MAKERS out there? If so, would you be such a darling and give me the address and contact number of le coffin maker??!!!!

Pleaaaase.

Don't ask. Nobody's dead...yet. :)

And I need a coffin-maker not a funeraria. Pleaaase. I need the number ASAP.

Again, all coffin-makers near the Dangua area or at least in the city of Manila: I NEED YOU!!!!!

And while you're at it, maybe you can hook me up with a Tombstone-maker as well.

There. Pleeeeaaaaase. I need numbers by Tuesday afternoon. Thank you, darlings! Those who can give me info will receive err, a small gift.

xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 7:50 PM

Sunday, March 04, 2007

so not fab!

gaaaaah!!! it's too late, but hey at least i finally realized that i gained weight again. fuck thaaaaat. right now, i am fat and pimply and ugly and single (to my mom's dismay).

shit na so fucking malagkit.

therefore, it is better for me to postpone OPERATION: PLANNER to make time for OPERATION: FABULOSITY! i must lose weight!!!! Gaaaah!!!

But eating is waaaaay funner than slaving over the treadmill! Nooooo! What must I do? I had a talk recently with Jan, and I swore that I'll lose weight the natural, legal and clean way. Meaning: I'm gonna workout?

Fuck that. You know what gets me down, and what made me realize again that I am un-fab? There's this girl from my ge class, who's like twice as big as I am. (No kidding. I am not saying this to make me feel better. It's true!!!!) And everytime, she would saunter into the room wearing either a tube top or a backless top and...

drumroll please....

PERK-PERK SHORTS!!!!!!

What the Sammilbee??!!!

Everyone's wearing the damned thing- everyone! Even fatties! But not me!!!! See, I really have no intentions of wearing perk-perk shorts, but here's this one girl (waaay bigger than moi) who makes me look so bad as if everyone can really wear perkies.

Haay. Will not drink cokes anymore. When I finally lose weight, prepare to meet your doom- which comes in the form of one crazy bitch wearing perkperkperk shorts, or even skinnyjohns for that matter! I don't care if they're not uso by then. i just want to seek revenge.

die skinny bitches,die!
or die, skinny jeans, die!
or die, perkyperkperkperk, die!
xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 5:35 PM

ayayayay!!!

i am not known to be a vey organized person. i am such a scatterbrain, and i used to rely so much on my handy-dandy planner during my first sem. but,alas! i lost my planner before the start of the second sem which explains all the chaos going on right now.

arrrghhh! i actually don't find having a planner very efficient, but i always feel secure having one with me. it's like having an affirmation like- yes,dear. your life indeed has direction.

hay nako! it sure sucks to lose your planner in the middle of the year. lately, i've been writing down my schedules and appointments at the back of chocnut wrappers. so much for professionalism.

that's why i am now launching my OPERATION: PLANNER. wala lang. i am bored and being silly and i am making my own planner. Sige, you'll see. Dammmnnn yewwwww, starbucks planner!!!

Jackie's birthday is on the 9th. Mine is on the 26th. Bring gifts!

will.blog.more.sense.later.
xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 10:06 AM

Friday, March 02, 2007

it's the most wonderful time of the year!!!

darlings! i missed you all! it is now my birthday month and i can smell the fabulosity in the air! don't forget to greet me on my birthday,okay? i will be out to hunt you dowwwwn.


i've been talking like i'm drunk since thursday afternoon and it's freaking me out. must be because of all the salty food i've been hoarding lately.


Ate Beth's empanada is diviiiiiine. (She's located at the AS right wing entrance.)

Siomai is love. (It's a toss between the FA siomai and the CMC siomai.)

Lastly, Philcoa carinderia is the place to be. They have the best goto. For those of you who don't know what goto is, errr too bad.


But, alas! i still sound drunk. i just came home from an impromptu bonding at sunrise land (the other place to be), and spent the whole evening talking dirty to everyone. Hahahahahay...


Will. blog.with.more.sense.tomorrah.
fab all the way!
xxmimose

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C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 11:54 PM