Sunday, August 27, 2006
ze 100th post!
100 amazing feats, lines and other things you don't give a damn about!
Part One
1. I can bend my thumb backwards.
2. I have eaten an okra, and vow never to do so again.
3. I live for Vodka Thursdays at the apartment.
4. I fell asleep on a random guy's lap once.
5. I have no regrets about number 4. Haha.
6. I have vandalized the walls of the girls' CR in highschool.
7. I am still planning on doing that in UP.
8. I have an unexplainable fear on balloons, especially the round ones.
9. I am terrified of ancient Egyptians.
10. I can't skate.
11. I was a bike racer BEFORE.
12. I love Stitch from Lilo and Stitch.
13. I get almost suicidal during Christmas season.
14. I got a perfect score in a Math test this sem! (just a quiz though)
15. I have scammed meals in Chowking and Asian Bites.
16. I can play the Meteor Garden theme song on my violin. Gaad.
17. I consider Bread Pan an autonomous food group.
18. I think candy apple red is the new pink.
19. I am double jointed.
20. I am not afraid of cockroaches.
21. I am seriously freaked out by small frogs.
22. I think my Gender and Sexuality prof is hot.
23. I have rubbed elbows with jueteng lords. Hahaha.
24. I like my curly hair.
25. I have no intentions yet of learning how to drive.
26. I think I'm smart.
27. I think you agree on number 26. Hahaha.
28. I love Karen O.
29. I don't know what "business solutions and systems" are.
30. I can still do the Shakira voice.
31. I can do Sharon and ZsaZsa too. :)
32. I hate men who wear fishnet tops and chunky gold rings.
33. I hate men who wear clear nail polish with the pink tint.
34. I think everybody should have lip balm with them ALWAYS.
35. I am still in denial that Lance Bass is gay.
36. I had a big crush on Lance Bass waaaay back in grade school.
37. I always bring a hanky.
38. I will die if I forget to bring a hanky.
39. I love dancing in heels.
40. I can't believe Mutti was a Black Sabbath fan!
41. I don't eat fish.
42. I eat sushi though.
43. I hate it when they show food fights in movies.
44. I get relief when they clean up after.
45. I can't do a cartwheel.
46. I can play "Wooden Heart" on the piano! Go Elvis.
47. I wear only my lucky underwear during exams.
48. I wore the same shirt on all the entrance exams I took.
49. I have a black labrador retriever named Bender.
50. I threw up on the sidewalk once after a parrrtaaay!
Part Two
Stuff I said in my blog..
51.oh,i got a darn cold right now.
52.it's more than just revenge, i do love being onstage
53. Sometimes, during particular instances when you feel so helpless, everything stops and your whole life, from your existence as a fetus comes flashing back at you.
54.Why do we do the beso?
55.Poor biatch with the tattooed eyebrows.
56.Several years later, we began liking real people..at least real men.
57.I am but a kilikili hair away from being an out-of-school youth...
58.I cry over Alpo commercials
59."Teen Scientists fight noxious weeds Holistically"
60.God is so loving especially to those who don't deserve His love.
61.Ang tragic ng prom ko.
62.Finally, we have closure (or something like that).
63.There's comfort in remembering things of the past, and joy in discovering new things about each other
64.candice jokes, "ano'ng meron ang taong happy?"
"boys."
65.sometimes, though, i think that my world could have been more peaceful without them.
66.shet na malagkit.
67.I should have slapped you twice.
68.YEAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'M TURNING MAROON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
69.You can't rain on my parade now.
Part Three...
This leaves us with 30 blank slots...
I have nothing more to write...
You can ask me any 30 questions...
Go! Ask away,dahlings!
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 2:17 PM
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
ze 99th post.
hello,darlings! zis is ze 99th post in my sucky blog.
(whatever happened to me?)
i was once a bright,happy kid with such a hunger for the world.
shet na yan.
education ruined me. i so heart nick from the yeah yeah yeahs. my gass! he looks so ruined! hahahaha. i love them all. and karen o. is so scary. i love her. she looks like the ultimate-pass out girl.
ano ba to? i am getting ruined too.
**breaking news... Lowell just texted.
"Kasama ko si "fan"! Yihee! Phoneeee!!"Punyetang yan. Lovely darlings "fan" is the phoniest phony phoner in the entire universe. Amplastik talaga! And everybody knows that Lowell is the reigning Mr. Phony Universe. So ayun. Enjoy sana sila.
I think I was feeling so sucky last night because it was a full moon, and tangina kasi- Treisha and Anne were having a dramafest (of some sort) about their guys. Alangan namang dramahan ko ang aking un-manicured nails!
What a sad,sad circumstance.
Anyway... i want ze 100th post to be fun. what shall i do? i shall not post until i have thought of ze best racket.
Ooh! I know! Post any two words on ze tagboard... If we're friends, I shall write a very heartwarming entry about our friendship as encapsulated by those words.
Punyeta. Ang labo!
Just post darlings. Make ze queen happy.
**newsflash. Nagtext si jay^2
"Anong tawag sa hipon na laging naaaksidente?
edi...
accident prawn!"Punyetafest. But how can you get irritated when Jay^2 is such a sweet,funny and RICH john gotti look-alike?!
ayun.
give me something marvelous to write about for ze 100th post.
treisha is behind me right now, wearing a yellow fiesta top (na peek-a-boo to the pusod effect)
**Lunchtime,darlings!
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 12:23 PM
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
join ze club.
gaaad, darlings!
everything seems to be falling apart in my sucky,sucky college life.
and i thought i was destined for superstardom!
ang sad noh? when i was in high school, everything was fun.
no- i actually had to work my ass off almost everyday, but i had a lot of fun. obviously, i wasn't the best, but at least, i got to hang with the goodie bananas.
aaaand nowwww...
i am so mediocre. that sucks,darling!
now, everyone's smarter, richer and (gasp!) prettier than moi.
life is so unfair.
aaaand nowww...
i am such a sucky creative writing addict. i shall have to invest on my very own black,ribbed turtleneck shirt.
ang fucky noh? i really thought i was made for something fabulous- but all the rich bitches are hogging everything.
i really need fans! i hope depression works for weight-loss.
or is this all because i failed (on purpose?) to go to church last Sunday? I'm really sorry Jesus, but why do they have to play Keane's "Somewhere Only We Know" when I'm being senti?
I wish I had showbiz friends! hahaha... and movie-star aviator shades..wait, i already have that one.
I just wish I had Cello and a handful of fans.
Okay, having fans will do for the meantime.
Come on, beautiful darlings! Join ze club! Give me a kiss and make me fabulously drunk!
...
this is all because my roomies are fussing about their guys... (LQ level??!!)
Hello??!!!! I have nothing to fuss about! Where is my Catholic-schoolboy-gone-astray???!!!
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 8:32 PM
Sunday, August 06, 2006
"Wanted: Cello " and other stories
Hello,darlings!
Janica and I have been grandslam mates since first year high school, and we're really comfortable with each other. Proof of that is our shared passion for haute couture, and well- boys. (Surprise!)
On one extremely boring afternoon, while "chilling out" at the AS lobby...
"What's your ideal guy?" Harujosko.
It's kinda complicated. (Ching! Syempre showbiz ako.)
It's a given that he has to be smart. Mas masaya kung magaling sa math diba? At super saya kung mayaman. (Itay, Inay.. kapakanan niyo rin ang iniisip ko.. Hahahaha.) Fiesta na kung gwapo pa! At ihanda na ang backless na gown kung marunong kumanta o di kaya'y tumugtog ng gitara... o kaya
marunong siya tumugtog ng violoncello! (sabi ni Janica, mas astig daw kung bassoon!)
Parang "catholic-school-boy-gone-astray-"...
Punyeta! Ang horny ba? Parang Japanese Schoolgirl Gone Wild!!!
Winner yun diba?
Seriously, I'm feeling "Tumatakbo" vibes right now. (tumatakbo ang oras.. naiiwan na ako ng panahon..) Pero syempre, chenes lang yun dahil I'm surrounded by cheesy couples everyday.
Ayun.. That's why I'm feeling sort of unfabulous now. Kailangan kasing maiahon ang pamilya mula sa kahirapan kaya karir muna bago lovelife... cuts like a knife... hehehe.. lasing pa ba ko?
Speaking of lasing, we finally broke the Good Girl Code. We had a drinking party-ish sa apartment. Kahit kaming tatlo lang. Celebratory siguro para kay Anne at Treisha.. Sawi-sawian naman para sakin. Pero keri lang, maganda pa rin naman ako.
Eto lang, lesson learned: it's not a good idea to come to PE class with a killer hangover. Funny, we always jog 3 laps around 2 volleyball courts before each game. I was having a major headache, and I couldn't stay on the court endlines.
I was imagining that I got arrested for drunk driving at may drama na please walk on the straight line. Hehe.
I can't believe that I go to school everyday with hopes of learning something.
Parang nauubos lahat ng inipon kong "katalinuhan" from pre-school.
So to you, young darlings who just took the UPCAT.. be careful of what you wish for! Mwahahahaha!
Joke lang.
Masaya naman sa UP ah! Look at me!
(I am old, but I'm happy?)
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 6:36 PM
