Saturday, July 22, 2006

the devilbears. (based on a true story)

Darlings, meet the devilbears!

Maman DB
Daddy DB
Baby DB

and occasionally,
Grandmama DB comes in

They are just about the most rockin'-wicked housemates you'll ever meet. They're the best,man!

Why? Well, one of them would probably turn off the light in the bathroom while you're in. (The switch is found outside,darling.) Or, you might get lucky and get locked up in the apartment.

Dammit. We are such a family over here. Hahahaha. Tangina shet na yan.

I dunno. We have such a scripted lifestyle in the apartment. Well, the scripted stuff usually happens around 6am and again at night,when the DB's are having dinner and we (unfortunately) have to come down to get a glass of water or change our footwear. I just realized, I'm getting a bit dehydrated already.

It's really phony-crazy.

[Dinner scenario]
Us: Good evening po.
DB's: Oi,kain kayo.
Us: Ay sige po,salamat.

[Morning Hellscene]
Us: Good morning po.
DB's: Good morning.
Us: Sige po,papasok na po kami.
DB's: Ah,sige. Ingat kayo.
Us: Sige po.

Hahaha. How crappy is that?!!! But this next one is the bomb!
DB's: Ok ba kayo dito?
Us: Ayos naman po.
DB's: Ahh.. Kasi may alam kaming magandang apartment dito.
Us: Huh?
DB's: Malapit lang. Tapos may housekeeper pa.
Us: ...
DB's: Air-conditioned tska may free ref ata.

How so totally sweet!

Thank the lord that we are left alone for most of the day. So it's mainly chaos and nail polish all the way!

For those who are wondering on why the DB's are called as such, we named them after a morbidly cute/irritating bear character printed on the bag that I got in Thailand.

There.
[profiles of the DB's- coming soon!]

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 5:12 PM

back to square one.

Do you believe in God?

Yes I do.

Why?

Why not?


Again, another pointless conversation over brunch.
Is it all because of necessity? Or convenience?

I don't want to ask myself anymore. It can be very tiring. I'd rather just embrace whatever that has been handed down to me.

Talk about integrity,darling.

Yes, I am back to square one. All the shit of the earth falls down- not necessarily on me though. I am just beginning to hate this so-called "young adulthood".

I hate being called a young adult.
In the first place, am I one?

Because I know deep inside I am still your seven-year-old brat, your party girl from hell. And it really sucks that I have to start being responsible for myself and for my goddamn laundry.

[mimose]
[your party girl from hell.]

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 4:48 PM

Thursday, July 20, 2006

happy birthday sis!

just so you know- sis is Maan Marayag... whoo! she's 17 naaaa!!!

and for those who don't get it- we call each other "sis" in our crappy, wait,our really cool apartment. why? because we're a family.

ayun yon eh.

and in the spirit of sisterly love, she treated us to dinner at pancake house. right now, we are so bloated that you can actually crush fleas on our tummies.

yuck. ang morbid ba ng analogy?

anyway, the important thing is- umuunlad na kami.
we shall not yield to the oppression of the devil bears. (sino daw? well, alaminnnn...)

we are becoming more of a family. (amf.. family pa ang gusto!)

just last night, we went to sm north and bought loads of nail polish,and ate at kenny's. after that, we did our nails together.

yun yon.
the moments that matter.
the essence of being a family.

hahaha.
as you can see, we are awfully bored in the apartment.
we may accept visitors- provided that you hae food or any form of entertainment with you.(i.e. pizza, brick game, jackstones, sungka and milkshakes or a really hot guy)

yun yon.
anyway,

jobel & treisha: si maan? sobrang totoong tao niyan. laging maaasahan. basta, sis, we're always here to support you. if you ever need us, don't hesitate to talk to us. wag na wag kang magbabago. stay as sweet as you are.

enter maan...

maan: i would like to thank my ASAP family and my bench family...

and this ends the day.

updates on the devilbears coming soon!

tata darlings!
;mimose

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 8:07 PM

Sunday, July 16, 2006

i need fans.

"I don't want to do this anymore."

Gaaah. I can't believe I say this everyday- on my way to math class, while buying wicked,wicked cheese corn, in the jeepney.

I'm always with about a hundred friends but I still end up feeling really shitty.

I guess it all boils down to my laundry. Why can't I have disposable clothes???
And I thought that everything would be fun,fun,fun in college. No dress code, no curfew and-whaaat?? No TV??!!

Let me just count. I've been "studying" since I was three years old. So,well- whoppee! i've been doing this for thirteen years! And what do I get from this? (I can't believe I'm still a teenager.)

At may nangangarap pa dyang mag take ng two years na BroadComm after CommRes. tsk..tsk..

Cruel world. Just when I don't have a curfew, I've been heading straight to the apartment after classes. And when no one's checking if we've been sneaking out- hey! We have not been drinking at all. At all, darlings.

So, it's just Anne,Treisha ang me on really dragging afternoons- listening to the radio, with nothing to drink but water and extra joss.

We are the virgin people. Hahahaha.
Wait- I just have to show you something later. It's really crappy, but it's worth the ink!

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 6:23 PM

funyeta.

This world is cruel.

I thought, that by taking a masscom course at UP, it's gonna be au revoir math for me.

I was wrong.

so wrong.

And you know what makes the whole thing worse?

BA CommRes is the only degree program offered in CMC which requires Math11.

Okay, for my ECE,BAA friends (in short- the rest of the world) it's just Math11.

Sigh..
My escape plan failed me.
Again.


**this is nothing.
Since getting sick last week, we've been listening so much to the radio. 24/7. and i just thought "hey darlings! I want to be a DJ."

Treisha tells me "Try mo sa Love Radio. Ano kayang name mo dun? Parang sila Tito Potato...Hahaha."

Grabe. Thanks a lot,sis! Love you!

Hahahaha.. ANother kiss of death by deviLbear.

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 5:20 PM

craapp... Guess who's back??!!!!

It's so nice to be at home on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Finally, the TV's gotten some rest. Damn. I miss TV so much.

Every Friday when I'm on my way home it always feels like the Amazing Race. Non-stop orgasmic action in a reaaaally,reaaallly cramped MRT. Shet. But it's all sweet when I can already see the red gate of my house. I want to fly off the trike. I want to run as fast as I can, and smack my palm on the gate.

SAVE!

and now it's 5pm.
Shit,man. It gets depressing when it gets past 4 pm. Parang may taning.

Back in high school, I used to hate Sunday afternoons so much because they are the prologue to another week of school torture. It's worse now. I really thought it's gonna be so much fun living without the rents, but I'm really dying in the apartment.

Well, basically it's still kinda fun- having to do stuff by yourself, and no one's screeching at you for not cleaning up, but it's so stressful. No wonder I have involuntarily lost 10 pounds. (Hahaha... That's riggghhtt..)

Anyway, last Tuesday was our supposed-to-be "1st Month Anniversary Celebration" in the apartment (Anne, Treisha and I) but then I got sick and spoiled it all. Sorry,girls! (And we had sooo many plans..)

Haay... I'm so much of a crybaby now. I cry all the time (syempre, when my roommates are not around.. haha)I never thought I'd miss the rents so much. Haay.. I miss being Vati's girl.. Well, I am everyone's girl around here.

Earlier, I attended mass with Mutti. Aaand... "sadly", all my decent clothes were left in the apartment, and the only passable things I have here are my effing hot pink 80's hoochie top and my pink ballet flats to go with my ratty jeans. So funny. For the first time in many years, I actually felt shy about the crap I was wearing.

Ang tingkad ba naman, boy!

People in church were sort of looking at me.
"Yes, darlings. I am indeed your Party Girl from Hell."

I have come for salvation.

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 5:18 PM

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Pakagat naman ng...

Sandwich!!!!!

Tangina! (sori ha..blog ko to eh...)

Mga darling..eto na ang pinakamainam na solusyon sa mga tigang na lablayp!!!

Rakenrollllll!!!!!

Whooo!!!

(Sabi na nga ba eh!)

Share ko lang ha..
Simula ng nagpakulot ako at nagpahenna tattoo ng scarab chorva sa braso at nag-attempt mag-eyeliner...

Feeling ata ng mga kapitbahay ko nagdudrugs na ko..

Oooh..at minsang umuulan, naka-shades pa ko kasi ang laki ng eyebags ko from porteying!

Gago ba u? Are u drugs?

Hahaha.. Konti na lang.. Konti na lang...

Mukhang aalisan na ko ng mana ng lola ko.. Hahahaha!

hehehe...

Anyways, suportahan ng OPM.. Go go go!!! Sa mga hindi pa nalululong.. Makinig sa Sandwich at Chicosci (a.k.a. The Sexiest Band Ever)at tunghayan ang mga kanais-nais na epekto sa buhay niyo...

Nakakatawa talaga.. Ibig sabihin,hindi na ko vakler? Di noh! Syempre, ako pa rin to.. the newly improved version.. Naloloka lang ako sa tatay ko, sabi ba naman "'tong anak natin, isang buwan pa lang sa UP puro mga naka-eyeliner na ata yung barkada!"

Masyado naman yun! Syempre,pati yung mga naka-lipgloss din! ;p

I-enjoy ang very wise decision ni GMA(sa wakas natuwa ako sa kaniya!).. walang pasok bukas mga darling! Ingat ingat sa ulan!

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 12:26 PM

Hoy mga darlings!

Hahahaha... nagbabalik na ang beauty ko sa internet world! So kamusta naman ang curls ko after all this time? Well, ryt now eh may sakit ang lola nyo.. May cough and colds effect na may ka-duet pang fever. Aun, kaya naman mejo demure muna.. Haay, enjoy sa UP world! Nakakagermbust.. Feel ko na ba ang pagiging kolehiyo? Oo naman! Lalo na't nanjan ang aking Bibbo 06 family!

Yez! Napakaloving naming lahat! Who would have thought diba na makikita niyong tumatambay si Dash at Bullet together? O kaya si Topher at Polly? Loveliness!

Ayan.. true love na ito..

Saglit lang..

(nakakagago yung kanta ng SameSame..)
Btw,walang pasok bukas! Wahoo! Ibig sabihin.. di pa kelangan magsubmit ng problem set sa (drum roll,please..) MATH 11..

C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 12:21 PM