Saturday, July 22, 2006
the devilbears. (based on a true story)
Darlings, meet the devilbears!
Maman DB
Daddy DB
Baby DB
and occasionally,
Grandmama DB comes in
They are just about the most rockin'-wicked housemates you'll ever meet. They're the best,man!
Why? Well, one of them would probably turn off the light in the bathroom while you're in. (The switch is found outside,darling.) Or, you might get lucky and get locked up in the apartment.
Dammit. We are such a family over here. Hahahaha. Tangina shet na yan.
I dunno. We have such a scripted lifestyle in the apartment. Well, the scripted stuff usually happens around 6am and again at night,when the DB's are having dinner and we (unfortunately) have to come down to get a glass of water or change our footwear. I just realized, I'm getting a bit dehydrated already.
It's really phony-crazy.
[Dinner scenario]
Us: Good evening po.
DB's: Oi,kain kayo.
Us: Ay sige po,salamat.
[Morning Hellscene]
Us: Good morning po.
DB's: Good morning.
Us: Sige po,papasok na po kami.
DB's: Ah,sige. Ingat kayo.
Us: Sige po.
Hahaha. How crappy is that?!!! But this next one is the bomb!
DB's: Ok ba kayo dito?
Us: Ayos naman po.
DB's: Ahh.. Kasi may alam kaming magandang apartment dito.
Us: Huh?
DB's: Malapit lang. Tapos may housekeeper pa.
Us: ...
DB's: Air-conditioned tska may free ref ata.
How so totally sweet!
Thank the lord that we are left alone for most of the day. So it's mainly chaos and nail polish all the way!
For those who are wondering on why the DB's are called as such, we named them after a morbidly cute/irritating bear character printed on the bag that I got in Thailand.
There.
[profiles of the DB's- coming soon!]
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 5:12 PM
