Thursday, October 05, 2006
uber chakaness!
gaaahd! we are wasting time at kelly's technohouse chuva- some internet shop near the apartment.
and this guy, "Jofer" the ehem, shopkeeper has been watching me through a webcam in the other table. I didn't know it was pointed at me.
Gaaaaahd!
JOFER, WAIT UNTIL I GET MY LAPTOP AFTER SEMBREAK! I SWEAR I'LL NEVER SET FOOT IN YOUR CRAPPY COMPUTER SHOP AGAIN! YOU ARE SO EFFING LUPA, YOU PERVO! Why do I get harrassed so much lately???!!!! Just awhile ago, Jofer the orc commented that "Iba ang aura mo ngayon ha.." and kept staring at me while I was typing my English Paper.
Gaaaahd! It could have been okay if Jofer wasn't so much of an orc. Gaaaaahd! He's one of the most LUPA persons ever! Two weeks ago, "Froilan" the security guard of Breadwinner (a convenience store) asked me if I had foreign blood.
I was all like, "Huh? What are you talking about?"
(as in um-English talaga ang Lola niyo!)
He said, "Mukha ka kasing Indian."
and then he touched my arm.
"OH MY GOD!!!! FUCK OFF, YOU PERVERT! TANGINA MO!!!!! WALA KA NG CAREER!"
Is there something about me that just seems so inviting to the lowest of life forms? I mean, sorry talaga. They could have been Sam Milbys and Orlando Blooms, and their little perv game could have been fun.
BUT THEY ARE SO FRIGGIN LUPA!
This is why I am telling everyone to take SocSci3.
In other uber chaka news,
(I got this from the UP College of Mass Communication Website)
Mass Comm students are creative, dynamic and intelligent. Coming from across the country, and sometimes even from abroad, they have gifts gab and pen. At Mass Comm, they refine these talents, in preparation for the time when they will take the reins of Philippine and international communication and mass media industries.
This year, the College has nearly 1,500 students, of whom 23% are males and 77% are females. Four-fifths of them are in the undergraduate level.
What a wonderful male to female ratio! And hello???!!! How many of those males are gay??!!!
I say it doesn't matter, but why is the whole universe conspiring against me? Come on! I never shoplifted. I don't do drugs. Why can't I get a *decent* man?!
Answer me now.
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 9:03 PM
