Sunday, February 18, 2007
i'm going craaaayzaaayyy....
Lately, everyone seems to be fussing about my lovelife- or the lack thereof. When I arrived home last Friday night (yeah, I missed Fab night cos I was so freaking grounded!!!), Mutti went straight on with an interrogation.
Mutti:How was your Valentine's?
Me: Uh... okaayy.
Mutti: Good.
after two minutes...
Mutti: Tell me honestly, what did you do last Wednesday?
Me: Er, nothing really. Just attended a lecture and watched a volleyball game.
Mutti: Who was with you?
Me: A female friend. This is weird.
Mutti: How about your boyfriend?
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.
Mutti: What about (mentions name of male friend)?
Me: Ew. We're not even close.
Mutti: His mom told me you were dating.
Me: I don't even know his mom!!!
(Enter Vatti, the king of interrupting and making sawsaw in conversations.)
Vatti: Yeah, I thought you had a boyfriend.
Me: I don't.
Vatti: How about (mentions someone)?
Me: We're not together anymore.
Vatti: Really?!?!!!
Mutti: Gosh,dear. We're sorry about that. Kaya pala you don't have roses.
(How effing chismoso are my parents!)
Vatti: I thought he was a good guy... tsk,tsk... Shet na effing malagkit! I am so not the Queen of Moving On. That was like two fucking years ago, and no one seems to get over it. This is the best part though.
Vatti: Anak, you should just lose some weight.
Mutti: Oo nga!
Vatti: Teka lang, do we have the number of so-and-so's son?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My parents are so twisted. Just when everyone else's parents make such a big fuss about their kids dating, mine are almost pushing me to move out of the house and marry!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In other news, I'm so fucking sad that I missed Fab Night!!!! Daaaaaammn. In other, other news, Who's free on Wednesday Night? I need a sane movie date!!!! It's 5-7 PM at the FC. Pleeeeaaase, anyone? I already bought two tickets. I just need someone to go with me. The movie is Metropolis. It's a silent movie and I think a string quartet will be playing live throughout the whole movie. It's gonna be fab! Plus, it's free! So text me up!
Lalalalove,
xxMimose
C h i n i k a n i M i m o s e n u n g b a n d a n g 7:21 PM
