Tuesday, March 20, 2007
misery...
Dial up is so not fab!Nakaasar! I'm not sure if this is the universal message you get when you can't connect to the internet, but if you're using PLDT and the connection's really messed up, this is what you hear..."Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
"Sorry, all circuits are busy now. Please try your call later."
Shut up beeeeeyotch!!!!!
I am having a problem with whoever is on the other line because for one, she says her spiel in this flat, a bit sing-song-y voice and she doesn't even sound like she's really sorry!
Then, there's this really annoying uncomfortable pause between the words "sorry" and "all". It's as if she was still thinking of some lame excuse for the bad connection.
And just what the sammilbee do these PLDT people mean when they tell us "to try our call later"? Just what is their concept of "later"?!!! Do they mean five minutes later or three months later??
Aaaaaaaaagghhhh!!!!
The voice recording is so not working for me, especially right now that I'm stuck with the pre-birthday blues. I am feeling so bad about myself right now with all the skin problems and weight issues and acads cramming and bad spending habits and yes, my failed relationships! Hahahaha.
Shet.
I got so sick of the voice recording that I began to imagine it was some other girl (okaaay, I mean the girl that my ex is dating right now) and she was saying this...
"Sorry, he's really busy now. Please try your call later, you psycho beeyotch from hell. Well, you really messed it up."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
So I started screaming in front of my laptop...
"Dont *bleeping* tell me you're sorry! Stop saying you're sorry or else I'm gonna stab you in the neck seventeen times and bang your head on the cold tiled floor. AAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!"
And then, it worked!!
Yay! Yes, dears, that is how you improve your internet connection!
okay, i'll play it fair.
xxmimose
Labels: getting psycho, internet, lousy connections
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