Sunday, March 04, 2007

so not fab!

gaaaaah!!! it's too late, but hey at least i finally realized that i gained weight again. fuck thaaaaat. right now, i am fat and pimply and ugly and single (to my mom's dismay).

shit na so fucking malagkit.

therefore, it is better for me to postpone OPERATION: PLANNER to make time for OPERATION: FABULOSITY! i must lose weight!!!! Gaaaah!!!

But eating is waaaaay funner than slaving over the treadmill! Nooooo! What must I do? I had a talk recently with Jan, and I swore that I'll lose weight the natural, legal and clean way. Meaning: I'm gonna workout?

Fuck that. You know what gets me down, and what made me realize again that I am un-fab? There's this girl from my ge class, who's like twice as big as I am. (No kidding. I am not saying this to make me feel better. It's true!!!!) And everytime, she would saunter into the room wearing either a tube top or a backless top and...

drumroll please....

PERK-PERK SHORTS!!!!!!

What the Sammilbee??!!!

Everyone's wearing the damned thing- everyone! Even fatties! But not me!!!! See, I really have no intentions of wearing perk-perk shorts, but here's this one girl (waaay bigger than moi) who makes me look so bad as if everyone can really wear perkies.

Haay. Will not drink cokes anymore. When I finally lose weight, prepare to meet your doom- which comes in the form of one crazy bitch wearing perkperkperk shorts, or even skinnyjohns for that matter! I don't care if they're not uso by then. i just want to seek revenge.

die skinny bitches,die!
or die, skinny jeans, die!
or die, perkyperkperkperk, die!
xxmimose

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